Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player?
Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.
Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player?
Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.
I never thought I’d be in the world of competitive long-distance ejaculation.
Now look how far I’ve come!
When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.
I thought it was a nice chop job. The poses are from the first Mickey film Steamboat Willie.
I opened an Indian restaurant called The Ghee Spot.
It’s hard to find.
I can’t believe there is a sex offender registry.
Who is buying gifts for these people?