Tasteless but still funny


#485

When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.


#486

I hope death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.


#487

My girlfriend left me so I stole her wheelchair…

…Guess who came crawling back.


#488


#489

I thought it was a nice chop job. The poses are from the first Mickey film Steamboat Willie.


#490

‘Walk softly, yet ye carry biggus stickus’


#491

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#494

I opened an Indian restaurant called The Ghee Spot.

It’s hard to find.


I can’t believe there is a sex offender registry.

Who is buying gifts for these people?


#495


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#498

Did you here about the dyslexic homosexual rooster?

Dude’ll do a cock.


#499

Short people got no reason to live.


#500


#501

I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged.

I started shouting out letters.


#502

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How romantic!


#503

What, “give me money or I start taking my clothes off”?


#504

I was talking to a hot girl at my friend’s funeral

I got mourning wood