‘Walk softly, yet ye carry biggus stickus’
I opened an Indian restaurant called The Ghee Spot.
It’s hard to find.
I can’t believe there is a sex offender registry.
Who is buying gifts for these people?
Did you here about the dyslexic homosexual rooster?
Dude’ll do a cock.
I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged.
I started shouting out letters.
What, “give me money or I start taking my clothes off”?
I was talking to a hot girl at my friend’s funeral
I got mourning wood
Mourning Wood is a real thing!!
Just wait… you’ll see.
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.
With just the tip.