Tasteless but still funny




Fucking white people man






It always warms my heart when you read one of these stories about a precocious kids springing into action to protect the fam.










What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken!


School is like a boner. It’s long and hard.

Unless you’re Asian.




The first rule of Double Entendre Club is please let us know if you’re coming.


ITS A BOY" I shouted “A BOY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY”. And with tears streaming down my face I swore I’d never visit another Thai Brothel!

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, ‘What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!

The wife’s back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.