When my 2 year-old throws a temper tantrum,
I suddenly don’t feel so bad about leaving her with massive national debt & a destroyed environment.
I couldn’t find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes,
So I asked the kids if they’d seen it
Turns out she left me a few days ago!
I heard they are opening a women’s shelter in Japantown called “Tempura House.” It is for lightly battered women.
My marriage was a like a hurricane.
At the beginning there was a lot of blowing, but in the end I lost my house.
I once persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her ass.
I didn’t know I could buy another can in the departure lounge
Can a joke about dinosaurs make you laugh?
You bet jurassic can.
What’s the nationality of someone with many knees?