I never thought I’d be in the world of competitive long-distance ejaculation.
Now look how far I’ve come!
A dyslexic hooker just offered to cook my sock for $20.
When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.
I hope death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
My girlfriend left me so I stole her wheelchair…
…Guess who came crawling back.
I thought it was a nice chop job. The poses are from the first Mickey film Steamboat Willie.
I opened an Indian restaurant called The Ghee Spot.
It’s hard to find.
I can’t believe there is a sex offender registry.
Who is buying gifts for these people?
Did you here about the dyslexic homosexual rooster?
Dude’ll do a cock.