Tasteless but still funny


I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged.

I started shouting out letters.



How romantic!


What, “give me money or I start taking my clothes off”?


I was talking to a hot girl at my friend’s funeral

I got mourning wood




Mourning Wood is a real thing!!
Just wait… you’ll see.


Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.

With just the tip.






The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday.

His wife is taking it really hard.


“Of course Bernie is an excellent sleeper”


A man is on trial for cannibalism. The judge asks what the defendant has to say for himself.

The man replies, "if you are what you eat, then I am the real victim here.”


What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?

You have to be asleep or they can’t come.



Ask your Doctor if Cialis is right for you.




If you so much as chuckled, you’re going to hell!


How do they get the shirts on?


Maybe Dr. Carson makes house calls.