Why did Jeffery Epstein’s baseball career never take off?
He never left the minors.
It’s hard out there for a serial killer.
Hmm, maybe I should get out of the house for a while.
Hope I’m not reposting this from one of the humor threads, saw it somewhere this morning but can’t find it again.
The sperm whale, 20 meters long, has an anus that will dilate to just over one meter.
This makes it the world’s second largest asshole, after Moscow Mitch.