That snail on the razor in APOC NOW was moving quicker

#1

Then this place

#2

“than” this place.

#3

…no yuo

#4

A guy is out working in his garden and looks down and sees this really big snail. So he hauls back his leg and kicks the snail clean over the fence and into the neighbors yard. The rest of the summer goes by, then fall, then winter. Come spring the guy hears a little knock on the door. He opens the door and there is the snail looking up at him saying, “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?”