That's not a pie


#1

THIS is a pie.

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#2

Gorgeous pie. I wouldn’t want to eat it, too pretty.


#3

“Art Pie” is a thing now, I guess.


#4

I gotta buddy that really likes Pie, Ima tell him about this.


#5

I’m guessing he’s not in the “too pretty to eat” category.


#6

You might be right about that, now that you mention it.


#7

I would eat an art pie if I was interested in the filling, but since over-handling of pastry dough tends to make it less tasty I’d not expect too much. The pie in the OP is described as a black-bottom cranberry-orange pie, so I’d just enjoy the art visually.


#8

Those are lovely. Who has that kind of time?


#9

Hmm, Cranberry Orange might be very tasty, a sweet and sour thing, but au naturale’


#10

Message received, friend.