The Day Before the Procedure


#21

LMAO!

haha


#22

Is anyone else wondering how you get an ingrown toenail lodged in your rectum or is it just me?


#23

Doc was just joking about the colonoscopy, because he is anally fixated.


#24

Oh I see.


#25

Things seem to be calming down now.


#26

That took a while…


#27

Well, they’re really makin sure with that stuff.


#28

Never trust a fart.


#29

Not with all this going on…


#30

Okay - I know you have all been holding your breath over this…

All good (sighofrelief smiley)


#31

Were they able to find your testicles this time?


#32

Actually, I asked one of the attending nurses to hold them for me.


#33

After she ripped them off of you, no doubt.


#34

No - after she told me how handsome she thought I ams. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#35

“I’m holding your balls for ransom” does not equal “You are so handsome.” Clean out yer ears. Just sayin’.


#36

only she really did say that though. :stuck_out_tongue: PpTHthbTHhhhPt


#37

Be sure to applaud your gastroenterologist.

They love it when the fan hits the shit.


#38

FYI,


#39

PPS a Hospital Song


#40

Yeh, yeah I know - I read the fine print, dawg.