Is anyone else wondering how you get an ingrown toenail lodged in your rectum or is it just me?
Doc was just joking about the colonoscopy, because he is anally fixated.
Oh I see.
Things seem to be calming down now.
That took a while…
Well, they’re really makin sure with that stuff.
Never trust a fart.
Not with all this going on…
Okay - I know you have all been holding your breath over this…
All good (sighofrelief smiley)
Were they able to find your testicles this time?
Actually, I asked one of the attending nurses to hold them for me.
After she ripped them off of you, no doubt.
No - after she told me how handsome she thought I ams.
“I’m holding your balls for ransom” does not equal “You are so handsome.” Clean out yer ears. Just sayin’.
only she really did say that though. PpTHthbTHhhhPt
Be sure to applaud your gastroenterologist.
They love it when the fan hits the shit.
PPS a Hospital Song
Yeh, yeah I know - I read the fine print, dawg.