Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes
Me: But you said 3
Genie: So sue me.
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Oh, lawyer jokes. Good one. My partner knows many.
I do as well. Feel free…
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Doberman pinscher
Why don’t sharks bite lawyers?
Professional courtesy
Why was the dog eating turds in the front yard?
It had just bit a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of its mouth
etc etc etc
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I’m showing that to the guy. He actually has a good sense of humor and will enjoy this cartoon.
Ask him if he were to take Viagra, would he get taller?
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Pretty sexist. 
It’s obviously a metaphor, you should look that up. Women can be dicks too.
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