The official Grammar Humor thread

Its, without the apo, is valid as the possessive.

Dammit, you trolled me!

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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters and never has 5 letters

FYI it was not a question

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FACTS!

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:

Greg ate his friend’s lunch.

vs

Greg ate his friend’s colon.

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They teach this shit in schools.

I swear I can’t find anyone who knows how
to properly use these words & contractions
who’s under 45.

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They teach this shit in colons.

Damn. It’s true. Colons DO make a difference.

Is spelling grammar, or nah?

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Hypothetically anyway*


(Or is this a pun?)

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