The official Grammar Humor thread


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#45

FRIDGE is spelled phonetically so that upon encountering it in print you’ll know how to pronounce it. At the time, it was a new coinage (hell, it’s still less than a century old) and at the time they were focused on spelling by rule instead of by rote.


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#47

@Apeman


#48

Nazi Officer: “Sir, we are mining too many useless ores”

Hitler rubs chin: “So mine less”

Grammar Nazi busts in: “MINE FEWER”

Hitler looks up: "Yes?”


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#51

I’m dating an English teacher.
And it’s a bit awkward because she keeps correcting me during sex.
She’s particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon.


#52

Reported!


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#56

We don’t have a literacy humor thread, amirite?

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I do have a question what was your objective, when you set out to make this sign?


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#59

I think rednecks ought to bring their HS English teacher with them to the tattoo parlor.