The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke weed.
I said no.
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
Now the Commies what to seize control of the means of weed production!
lol… lighters, keys…
That’s just an age thing. I did that with the remote just this week.
I’ve been doing it for decades though…
I want to reply to this thread but I can’t find my iPhone, man.
A little boy asked mom how he was born.
Well son, your dad and I took a little seed and planted in the ground, we watered it and took care of it. After some time a plant grew out of the ground and started to grow leaves and soon the plant grew a sweet little bud.
We took the bud and smoked it and we got so high we fucked without a condom and that is how you were born.
Don’t be a poosy, just say no to dope.
She’s preventing forest fires!