This humor thread has gone to pot


The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke weed.
I said no.

I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.





Now the Commies what to seize control of the means of weed production!



lol… lighters, keys…



That’s just an age thing. I did that with the remote just this week.


I’ve been doing it for decades though…


I want to reply to this thread but I can’t find my iPhone, man.




Back when Merica was great.


A little boy asked mom how he was born.

Well son, your dad and I took a little seed and planted in the ground, we watered it and took care of it. After some time a plant grew out of the ground and started to grow leaves and soon the plant grew a sweet little bud.

We took the bud and smoked it and we got so high we fucked without a condom and that is how you were born.


Don’t be a poosy, just say no to dope.





“Come on just breath, keep it chill, are we chill? Oh yeah we chill!, just act natural”


She’s preventing forest fires!