This humor thread has gone to pot



“Oh no, I think I’m overdosing!” Dumb kid probably.












Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.



The Pots


It’s OK to smoke pot in the rain but don’t in hail.

Two medical pot dispensaries decided to sell marijuana together. It was a joint operation. They were best buds, but some claimed the scheme sounded doobie-ous.

A person who is addicted to both marijuana and cocaine is called a crack-pot.

Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?

Why did the cows go back to the marijuana fields? It was the pot calling the cattle back.

You know what’s pretty cool? When you put on a jacket that you haven’t worn in a long time, and you find a $20 bill in the pocket that you didn’t know was gonna be there; then, you buy yourself some weed to celebrate. That happened to me last night when I borrowed my friend’s jacket.


“These pots are making me thirsty”





The Pots Kill!


Not even once!



Not that matters, but what is he sitting on? almost looks like a sup but not quite.



The OP got more likes, including from you :stuck_out_tongue: