Today After Fishing - Huge Horsefly Thing

It kept trying to get me but it was kind of slow so eventually I swatted it and squished it on the ground. It was big like this:
.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-Lair_kz7s4/hqdefault.jpg

I hate those, they poke you and it stings like hell

But the real bad ones are the tiny ones you can’'t see, they live a tiny blood bubble after they’re done sucking your blood

Deer Fly are probably the worst and most relentless around here. Black Fly up north are supposed to be even worse.

Holy shit Doc are you kidding? that looks a lot like the pics I saw the other Day of the Drosophilia Escherichea Eboli, aka the Eboli Fly. Do you still have it?

It’s all a sqwoosh on the road anymore, Apey.

Oh well I’m sure you’re fine.

It didn’t bite me.

That fly was meant to evolve and become a truly superior race of environmentally respectful beings and you destroyed it. Unconscionable.

1 Like

But it had a dark appearance, so Holliday is ok with destroying it.

1 Like

Um - it was attacking me and I gave it several opportunities to cease and desist, but it did not comply with my gentle requests.

2 Likes

In reply #2 you were talking about whole categories of fly, not individually behaving flies.

Flyist!

Statement of facts, italicized friend.

Many bigots believe this about their beliefs.

I’ll send you a box of Deer Fly you can take in to love and cherish, Deer Fly lover.

1 Like

Yes, kill the flying thuga, doc

Next thing you know it’ll be writing rap and electing presidents

Flies are evil - it is well known.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H08yYqGCTiM

Not to mention Lord of the Flies

You mean tehWabbit.

There are remedies for your butthurt.

NO YOUPS! :laughing: