Todays Funny


#506

Or do what I did and move to the Beach.


#507

14 Black and Tans and you won’t have a problem sleeping - no white noise needed


#508

An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fitter walk into a bar.

I know because they told everyone within two minutes.

(edit: they were later joined by a Texan)


#509

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Hey, they have meaning ya philistines!


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I resemble that remark.


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Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

A: 1 GB

The creator of Mad Libs died this week.

His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.


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The text:

  1. "`Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.

(lolcat translation for BD6)
28 No emo cutting an no tattoos off teh parlor wall. I IZ CEILING CAT.


#523

Wabbit, my good buddy that lives in Fresno part-time saw a homie with a tat across his forehead.

It said FRESNO. I shit you not.


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#525

Not HANFORD? That would have been sweet.