Todays Funny


#939

Amen, sister.


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#947

Look how cool the one on the left is, phoning one-handed. But wait, is that ANOTHER phone in the other hand?


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#950

Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber.

When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers.


#951

Can verify, cleaning out my mom’s house (Mom had some mild hoarder instincts) I found bags of various varieties of tupperware and tupperware style container lids. as well as a bag or two of containers w/o matching lids. so roughly 50 lids that don’t match 25 containers???


#952

I want a t-shirt that says that.


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#957

My girlfriend tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry.

She has selfie steam issues.

The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.

W.H.O. let the dogs out.

A Pakistani man found the image of prophet Muhammad in his tub of margarine.

He showed it to his Chinese neighbour who said
"I cannot believe it’s not Buddha”

If opinions really were like assholes

my uncle would show a lot more interest in my opinion.

The first rule is passive aggressive club is:

You know what, never mind, it’s fine.


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