My girlfriend tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry.
She has selfie steam issues.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.
W.H.O. let the dogs out.
A Pakistani man found the image of prophet Muhammad in his tub of margarine.
He showed it to his Chinese neighbour who said
"I cannot believe it’s not Buddha”
If opinions really were like assholes
my uncle would show a lot more interest in my opinion.
The first rule is passive aggressive club is:
You know what, never mind, it’s fine.