The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”
The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After just a few minutes, he can’t take the kids’ screaming any longer, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The principal says “I’ll be a waitress. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze.” She is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive her insane, so she smashes her plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says “I’d like to be an artist.” He is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, and sells it for several million dollars.
The fairy asks the janitor “The other two did not go well at their job. How were you able to become so successful?”
The janitor says "I have a masters degree in art.”
I’d like to at least keep Nov 3 on the docket tho…
I’ve officially retired from school busing, just btw.
yeah but I thought you still might chuckle at this
I did give it a Like. I should mention, although I never tried making a thread here, there is a true subculture among school bus drivers and the prevailing sense of humor ranges from “slapstick” to “quite dark.”
Maybe the lockdown will give me time to post a few.
My girlfriend was just like a spicy burrito.
It hurt when she left me