Todays Funny


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#727

I went to the barber earlier and said I wanted my hair cut like Tom Cruise.

So he put a cushion on the chair.


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#730

Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’

I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!’


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#733

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Time to make a run for the border


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#736

The governor intervened so this mom could keep her hilarious license plate


#737

Gotdamn, Dame Helen is still eminently hittable.

But I came here to post this…


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#741

I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.
I’ll let you know.


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#743

okay, but… mimosas? Those are for brunch. Not partying


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