Gimme.
If you’re trapped in your apartment by the one and only egress, you have bigger code issues.
This is in Newfoundland, just for teh record.
Not in the staff lounge at CBT.
In China, film makers have to appease the Chinese censors, but people forget in America we have the same thing…
We also have to appease the Chinese censors.
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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.
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A crow flies to a woman on the street
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?
Woman: Why should I?
Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAW
Woman: What does that even mean?
Crow: Its four good caws
Those shoes with that ensemble, are an assault on good taste!
I just sent that to one of my best buds. He’ll laugh his ass off.
