Todays Funny


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My friend’s financial advisor spent all of his money on strippers and blow.

That guy really put the douche in fiduciary responsibility.


I bet you feel like a battery

Because you’re never included in things either.


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Jesus F Christ, no kidding. #9 is coming out this year…


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#939

Amen, sister.


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