Todays Funny

#81

Yes, but where in the world is this?

#82

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#83

#84

OMGROFLMAo

#85

MAGA!

#86

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#87

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#88

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#89

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#90

JonJon Leibowitz is a pussy.

#91

You seem to sexualize most liberals, why is that Raggtard?

#92

How is calling a pussy a pussy “sexualizing?”

#93

Ask your Commander in Disbelief.

#94
#95

Last night, before I went to bed, I shaved one leg so it would feel like I was sleeping with a woman.

I filed my own income tax form this year.

I’m getting back four million dollars.

Why can’t you use ‘Beef Stew’ as a password?

Because is not stroganoff.

When I get home im going to tear my wife’s bra right off

The straps are killing me

Someone just threw a bottle of omega-3 at me!

Luckily my injuries were only super-fish-oil

Life is hard in a band

Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 999MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.

#96
#97

Holy smokes!

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#98

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#99

The right to bare arms!

#100