Todays Funny


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#1011

A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.

Police are now looking for a man and say there’s a price on his head.


#1012

tyfys.


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#1015

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#1016

OK, almost 50 years ago today, but…


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#1021

A man with two left feet goes to a shoe store and asks:

Do you have flip flips?

My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code.

Last night, for example, I couldn’t fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.


#1022

Sad smiley.


#1023

So Wabbit, what the flock gives in San Jose?

https://images.app.goo.gl/Zh5GZHemN99KX1Ch9


#1024

You haven’t herd?


#1025

Some media have the story, some doen’t.


#1026

And some are the men who stare at goatse.


#1027

I saw it on an NBC feed yesterday