Todays Funny


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#1051

I get it.


#1052

don’t screw with me.


#1053

A whole LOT of screws loose in that 'toon.


#1054

A valuable addition to this thread.


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#1064

A man tells his friend, “I know a guy who has a small dick and sounds like an owl.”

His friend replies, "Who?”


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#1066

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.


#1067

(Mental note, stop doing that)