Finding a woman in Boston sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens.
“That’s so clever!” the woman exclaims. “How did you do that?”
“Easy,” replied the soldier, "These are my khakis.”
Been doing it for years.
She seems nice, tho.
You should see my panic stricken face when there’s someone at the door.