Those Mexicans aren’t sending us their best candy!
I’m tired of people asking me if I have a good personality, just because I’m ugly.
Just when it was sounding like we had ISIS on the Ropes they morph into this!
Get your protective butt plugs ready, you’re in for a rough ride.
My therapist told me, "Write letters to the people you hate, and then burn them."
Did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters.