Very punny indeed


#1

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#2

Just as bad as if dad ran over a cat…


#3

Not sure if this a pun exactly, but here goes…

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#4

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda and wasn’t injured, He was lucky it was a soft drink

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it


#5

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Tasteless but still funny
#6

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#8

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#9

I walked by the prison the other day and saw an escape - a midget was climbing the fence!
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…


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#11

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#12

You know the drill, click the bejesus out of this and it will enlargify.


#13

I quit my job at the aluminum canning factory.

It was just soda pressing.


#14

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But can he export an excel document to word?


#15

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But can he export an excel document to word?
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Only if he found a five year old


#16

#17

It’s punny, because it’s true


#18

I can swallow a rope and make it come out the other end tied.

I shit you knot!


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