Very punny indeed



Just as bad as if dad ran over a cat…


Not sure if this a pun exactly, but here goes…


Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda and wasn’t injured, He was lucky it was a soft drink

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it


Tasteless but still funny




I walked by the prison the other day and saw an escape - a midget was climbing the fence!
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.



So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…




You know the drill, click the bejesus out of this and it will enlargify.


I quit my job at the aluminum canning factory.

It was just soda pressing.


But can he export an excel document to word?


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But can he export an excel document to word?

Only if he found a five year old



It’s punny, because it’s true


I can swallow a rope and make it come out the other end tied.

I shit you knot!