Just as bad as if dad ran over a cat…
Not sure if this a pun exactly, but here goes…
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
I used to be a banker but I lost interest
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda and wasn’t injured, He was lucky it was a soft drink
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it
I walked by the prison the other day and saw an escape - a midget was climbing the fence!
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…
I quit my job at the aluminum canning factory.
It was just soda pressing.
But can he export an excel document to word?
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But can he export an excel document to word?
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Only if he found a five year old
It’s punny, because it’s true
I can swallow a rope and make it come out the other end tied.
I shit you knot!