My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…
I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
What is a Viking who doesn’t eat animals or dairy called?
Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in Hell.
Man 1: “Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?”
Man 2: “Dude, there’s no whey in Hell.”