Very punny indeed


My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…

I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.

What is a Viking who doesn’t eat animals or dairy called?

A Norvegan.

Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in Hell.

Man 1: “Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?”
Man 2: “Dude, there’s no whey in Hell.”


Everyone knows where the Big Apple is

but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?






The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.



why… it’s POST-GATE!


Lemme know if this does not qualify as a pun, I’ll move it probably.


I’ll allow it. I don’t see a linguistics laughter thread.






Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?

Because he didn’t habanero.

(yes, I know, it’s habañero)


There’s a woman in the park who sells batteries.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.


Minus like.


Still provides the hoped-for endorphin hit.


Yuo gotta a good point there op.


Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.


Oh em gee, well it’s obvious once you think about it correctly.


What do you call a person who steals French pancakes?

A crepetomaniac.