While being presented with information about an issue in Pakistan, Trump wonders why this "pretty Korean lady" isn't instead negotiating with Bad Korea

All i want for Christmas is a President who isn’t a walking clusterfuck.

I bet he thinks he’s charming. Which makes it even more disturbing.

Hey, lady, I said you were pretty, what’s the problem?

Yeah. He needs to be put down, like the dog he is.

Wait, I do not mean to insult dogs here. I’m sorry, dogs everywhere.

Yeah, that was pretty ruff.

OK, I will bow wow out.

Trump’s boorish sexism is certainly irritating: rather like a flea choler.