Why does an army on the march break step when going over bridges?

Bueller?

Anyone?

Fucking idiots

“So everyone was jumping. The beat was about to drop and literally the whole floor collapsed,” she said. “It happened so quickly. I stood up, and everyone was trying to climb out. People are under other people. People are hurt. People are bleeding. I had blood on my sneakers. It was really bad.”

https://www.foxnews.com/us/dozens-hurt-in-floor-collapse-at-apartment-party-near-clemson-university


Let’s not jump to conclusions.

In April 1831, a brigade of soldiers marched in step across England’s Broughton Suspension Bridge. According to accounts of the time, the bridge broke apart beneath the soldiers, throwing dozens of men into the water.

If your steps are regular, you will summon a great worm.