Earth Just Narrowly Missed Getting Hit
Not the Big Meteor, but there are a lot of spots (Yellowstone, Puget Sound, San Andreas fault, New Madrid fault) where it woulda made a hell of a mess.
More significantly, nobody saw it coming.
Shiny stones spent on bullshit once again
these fucks make a living sitting around drinking beer and watching porn and begging for more money
Fucking volcano for them - no camps