BigDuke6 always wanted a new pair of cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
MrsDuke looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, BD6 stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.
Again he asked her, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
She looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Dukie, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, he yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, WOMAN?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat, MrsDuke replies, "Ya shoulda bought a hat, Lennie. Shoulda bought a hat."