Age ain't nothin but a number


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When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws.


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And as I get older, I realize:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider “Trendy” to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don’t need anger management. People need to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. My tolerance for idiots needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, “on time” is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can’t fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I’ve noticed people my age are so much older than me

#11- And stay the F home, better to die from boredom, than from a pandemic.


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I got myself a new seniors’ GPS

Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.


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I have found myself in the response window to some post I’ve forgotten, but fortunately only on SM, so it isn’t too noticable yet.


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Could have also gone into the Fine Arts thread


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