An island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water


#1

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-puerto-rican-crisis-island-164503473.html


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#3

He’s fucking dumber than my kids were when they were in 2nd grade. He has a room temp IQ if you’re talking a room with no heat in Siberia in the dead of winter. And you’re talking Celcius.


#4

So what you’re saying is, they gave him an IQ test and the results were negative.


#5

Oh, and before he goes to PR on tuesday, he’s going golfing this weekend.

66th time since 20 January.


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#8

Found this one:

I always wondered why Gilligan didn’t just walk home. Thanks Mr President.


#9

I’m pretty sure it has to be the case.


#10

The best words, the best brain, at our service!


#11

No time to appoint an ambassador to Australia, I guess (speaking of islands.)

Come on, it’s only been a YEAR since we had one.


#12