Cheeto wants to buy greenland


#1

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/m/88513956-864b-3ee2-80d8-cc3e3445147f/trump-may-want-to-buy.html


#2

Well Canada ain’t going to contain itself.


#3

Trump is now butthurt that the Danish PM (who is hot btw) called his proposals to buy Greenland “absurd”.

“She coulda just told me no” he whined. Which she already had.

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-danish-pm-us-buying-greenland-absurd-nasty-174601374.html


#4

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#5

Swiped.


#6

Maybe we cud lease it

Like Hong Kong and sich