Get to the chopper


#1

Down 700 into the close


#2

I love the smell of the Dow crashing in the morning, it smells like winning.


#3

Cheets sez he got a deal with the chinas

and they just sed

WUT???

Not kidding


#4

There’s a video circulating on FB of Donnie signing Nafta 2.0 on the stage with the Canada and Mexican guys, and he’s signs on the wrong line, and you can see everyone trying not to laugh.