Hugh, You Bunny Lover You


#1

Hugh Hefner has died at 91.


#2

When I was fifteen or twenty, I was jealous of him cuz of all the trim he was pulling.

But in his dotage, he showed himself to be just another smart businessman with a monkey on his back.


#3

In the words of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons:

LIFE WELL LIVED!


#4

He had already made his fortune by then and probably didn’t really give a fuck but he dropped the ball when everything went internet, so did Larry Flynt. The old dinosaurs of porn weren’t ready for the new shit and it cost em a lot compared to what they could have had.


#5

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22050121_10155980389377871_656832841178436769_n.jpg?oh=bf839c8993154652be6ce20878010133&oe=5A4CBD4A


#6

An unnamed official at the scene says they suspect foreplay.


#7

If he descended into hell, it would give new meaning to the term “going down”.

OTOH, if he makes it to heaven, THAT gives new meaning to “getting it up”.


#8

Well, limbo is not an option, given all the viagra he’s taken

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#9

#10

Today has been declared a National day of mourningwood.


#11

Wabbit, just wondering if you know how the Bunnies are taking it.


#12

There was an article on the Yahoo scroll yesterday on that. I am doing my best to provide sympathetic support, I assure you.


#13

It occurs to me you may have meant something other than I originally read it as.


#14

Well it was nice of POTUS to express his condolence stylings for MR Hefner.


#15

I’m sure they take things very well, usually being in a perfect position to do so.


#16

He is not a favorite among feminists. Just sayin.

Only the good die young.


#17

#18

And the stupid.