I had to dig Precious out after 9 months put away


The difference being when ya turn it on after nine months it works unlike the crap Doc used to fetch at yer Walmart



I’ve always thought that a man who fetishes pocket knives or flashlights probably has some unwholesome personal sexual fetishes involving them, no doubt a holdover from adolescence. Especially if he gives them pet names.

Present company excepted, of course.


Doc and Six were always whipping out their flashlights and comparing which one was “better”…,


I thought this was going to be about a dead cat…