I love those "lighter side of the news" sections

Kissy my assy, Jodie.

Do I get to pull your panties down? lol

I never knew you were bisexual.

Learn something knew everyday.

When I took the mandatory $200 “gun safety course” to get my CCW permit back in MO, they had the same type of setup. BBQ, liquor and a bunch of different guns you could play with… including just about every type of machine gun you could imagine.