I love those "lighter side of the news" sections

#1

This is just adorable. Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nine Year Old Girl Machine-Guns Gun Instructor in the Brains

An Arizona shooting instructor has died after being accidentally shot in the head by a 9-year-old student Monday morning.

Mohave County Sheriff’s officials told the Associated Press that the 39-year-old shooting instructor was injured at about 10 a.m. at an outdoor range in Dolan Springs, Ariz. He was then airlifted to a medical center in Las Vegas, where he died later that night.

Sheriff Jim McCabe told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that the girl, who was vacationing from New Jersey with her parents, had safely fired a 9 mm Uzi several times in the “single-shot” mode.

The firearm was put into “fully automatic” mode the next time she fired, McCabe said, with the instructor, identified as Charles Vacca, standing to her left. The weapon recoiled and she lost control of the Uzi while firing an undetermined number of rounds. Vacca suffered at least one gunshot to the head.

"The guy just dropped,” McCabe told the Review-Journal.

No charges would be filed, the sheriff said.

#2

If only the instructor had taken an NRA gun safety class, and been armed this never would have happened!

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#3

I think commenter “BigNose” there makes very salient if uncomfortable for whitey points:

Many critical details are missing in the article. For example:

Was the instructor black?
Was he wearing a hoodie?
Was the girl standing her ground?
Which one was the bad guy with the gun?

Can’t pass judgment until we have all the facts.

#4

Yes yes, all very salient points to ponder.

#5

If she keeps practicing she will make a world class shot. lol

#6

Seems there’s an expression for these types of situations:

poetic justice

#7

This was on the guy’s facebook page.

LOL

#8

I hope they made her pick up the brass

#9

It’s not her fault that they were willing to let her have access to a Uzi.

F*ckin’ dumb if you ask me.

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#10

They need a Code Red for this girl. How can you put her life in her hands with that shitty gun handling?

#11

She was being taught by an expert, you know?

Now she’s going to be a head case because she killed someone.

Thanks, ammosexuals, thanks.

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#12

Or she might become a president who is more decisive than Obama.

#13

nutbag, guaranteed

after all 99.9 out of every 100 people are…ask RP

#14

If the little girl’s name is Susan I bet she’s stuck with the Suzi Uzi handle for the rest of her life. lol

#15

Suzi with an e. Suzie.

Hiya Jodie!

#16

Maybe it’s Suzy. Does this site have emoties?

#17

Yes. You start with a colon and then add another key…see what ya get.

Also, there’s a guide under the “system” category.

But I reckon you know that

#18

Start with a colon? Am I digesting food or something? I just want smiley and frowny faces and that. No feces. lol

#19

What do you call this : ?

#20

Call what? This? It’s a word, and it’s a Determiner. Definitely a word. lol