(Viz a viz, Dennis Hopper & Michelle Phillips)
My wife and I got to act in a porno yesterday.
I played the husband that went to work.
Those kids are going to be just fine.
Little Johnny is having dinner with his family. He’s eating everything except broccoli. His dad notices it and says, “Johnny, if you eat your broccoli, your pee-pee will grow big.”
Suddenly, Mom turns around and gives Dad a big slap.
Dad: What was that for?
Mom: For not eating your broccoli.
I thought that those were hickies.
I guess that would explain the humor aspect.
Look, I was gonna pass on this, but since…
What kind of friend did she spend the night with?
yerr momm!
Did she receive medical treatment? If I get stung even once on my hand it will double in size. Interesting.
She drank a couple Bleach Hydroxychloroquine Cocktails and is now resting comfortably at home.
That won’t work unless you also inject her with daylight.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with.
She said, "Yes, the others were all 8’s and 9’s.”