R_P - you seem to have a problem deceiphering the news today

Just sayin - maybe a nap would help

He’s probably preoccupied with the cramming he has to do to pass the Surgeon General Exam.

Today?!?!

No cramming necessary - just be against legal gun ownership and the 2nd and yer a shoe in

Yes, you should have received the notice with your new Obamphone that you should have got last month.

That at least explains why the phone smells like hot sauce.

Raygun phone - get it right

Getting things right doesn’t seem to be the “thing” here at CBT.

I never make up bullshit - srsly

It’s amazing that anyone makes up anything…for Christ’s sakes the world is insane enough as it is.