The intro to Ironman would be funsies
"Florida cougar (not furry or four footed) getting helped out Publix wit cart full of groceries by a 19 year old hunk. She is, eye him and reaches out to touch his bicep , “you know I got a red hot itchy pussy”…him pushing the cart…"well ya gonna have to point it out all them jap cars look the same to me “”
fookin Trump voters!
My wife left me because I spent our entire life savings on a penis enlargement procedure.
She couldn’t take it any longer.
My wife is leaving me due to my premature ejaculation problem. I don’t know what’s come over her.
Our local band were due to play a benefit concert for teenage pregnancies, but they pulled out at the last second.
There are 27 bones in the human hand.
28 when I’m lonely.
Speaking of PTSD…