“We’ll bend over forwards, just for YOU.”
Actually, I’m the ultimate form of birth control.
A woman is at her husband’s funeral.
A man in the pew behind her leans forward to ask, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, not at all”, she replies.
The man stands and clears his throat.
“Bargain", he says, and sits back down.
“Thank you”, the woman responds, “it means a great deal.”
Science is responsible for airplanes and skyscrapers.
But faith brings them together.
Happy 9/11 everybody!
Not funny at all