The Catholic Church has chosen an anthem:
Concerto for organ in A minor.
Everyone was really excited at the Autopsy Club
It was Open Mike night.
Our town organized a competition to find out who is the best contortionist.
My friend entered himself and won.
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits.
It was just announced that William Shatner’s womens’ lingerie company has been discontinued.
Apparently “Shatner Panties” isn’t a great name for an underwear brand.
I’ll never forget the day our sex education teacher got fired.
He was teaching us about ejaculation and it went right over our heads.
Elevators are a lot like urinals
Everyone’s looking down, nobody’s making eye contact, and my penis is exposed.
People say gender is defined by what’s in your pants.
If that’s true, my pronouns are skid/mark.
And Wisconsinites look dull and say, “I don’t get it”.
When a mosquito lands on your balls
you realize violence isn’t always the answer.
This week’s Charlie Hebdo
Image title: Why Meghan left Buckingham
Quote bubble: Because I wasn’t able to breathe anymore
What do you call that woman’s body part between the vagina and the rectum?
The driving range. That’s where you hit your balls.