Trump's spiritual adviser Paula White suggested people send her their January salary or face consequences from God



I didn’t see a link to a payment portal, like yer Paypal or whatever?





Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser has suggested that people send her money in order to transform their lives, or face divine consequences. Paula White, who heads up the president’s evangelical advisory committee, suggested making a donation to her ministries to honor the religious principle of “first fruit,” which she said is the idea that all firsts belong to God, including the first harvest and, apparently, the first month of your salary. "Right now I want you to click on that button and I want you to honor God with his first fruits offering,”

It sounds to me like she’s claiming to be God. Or to share a bank account with him/her.


I remember years ago when whats-his-fuck said if you all don’t send me a bajillion dollars God will kill me

He didn’t meet the goal

God didn’t kill him

Do the math


It’s true God will fuck you up, but not for stiffing THAT bitch.